eh eh eh see there the mate? cause ya all are my mates anyway back to business while everyone is like omoo i love cosplayers they are so good at cosply and so nice and blah blah blah why don't we talk about the real cosplay? that darkest place of it if ya want mate because none dare to talk about it well i do so lets start.
1) Cosplay critics: while other see the poor people trying to cosplay with whatever they have and call them fat idiots and so on when they see a sexy cosplayer with the OH so nice made costumes and so they droll over them saying that they are talented and so so i mean ok guys we know that some ppl out there are jealous and criticise the not so famous cosplayers and yeah we respect your comments and so so the problem? how can you call someone talented if um yeah do NOT know if they made it? and even if the cosplayer says that they made it why do you believe them? because You want to believe in that you are all like " ohh look at that face and that pose and the make up is perfect and look at the clothes i am pretty sure she did them" well there mate is when your wrong because most of the cosplayers lie YES they lie which get us to the next one
2) Cosplay Lies: The most of the cosplayers wants you to believe that its all made by them so you will think they got talent and follow them ..ok now you ask " that cant be most of them made it by themselfs" and i will say yes the ones that are in the cosplay world for at least 4+ years and why? because as the years go by they will get better to it bu8t there are still cosplayers that still lie even if they are cosplaying for 6 years and so you can never trust something until you see it with your own eyes go stalk them while they are making their cosplays put cameras in their houses and eat pop corn while yelling notice me senpai from your room then you can be 100% sure thats its handmade by them and seriously i have seen so many 16 years old cosplays that they just started cosplaying and they are like " oh all of my stuff are handmade" when in reality 5 posts down they write" just ordered "incert favorite cosplay here" to cosplay him in few days so happy" BADD SHAME ON ALL OF YOU but well they are cosplayers of course but not cosplayers that put love in their work and for gods sake guys i didnt tell u to be REIKA she even make her wigs she is fantastic but you cant just POOF to that level ok ok keep your lies we do not need them sheesh
*bonus to 1 : dear haters if you hate the work that the poor cosplayers do and say " heh i could be better" then place stand up from your nice ass and make a costume and cosplay the characters thank you
3) Cosplay Or WW3?: You may dont know it or you may do but there are stupid cosplayers that think they are so awesome than you and so for no reason they could hate you and call alllllllllllllllllll of their friend who do not even know you to hate you too pretty nice eh? yes there are still those cosplayers many people though that they might had disappeared but no they melted the ice and awaken from their long sleep and came to eat our brains Of course all we agrre that cosplay is for all the ages all body fitness all colors and go on go on and that when you see a cosplayer your happy and want to be friends with them and blah blah ya know and cosplayers think that too BUT no where there are the type of cosplayers that they are gods to cosplay and start a war WITH EVERYONE like we are in a rome or greek war they are worse than hitler they will start hating you and hating you and say lies about you just so you wont get fans to them everything is war that they need to win becausew pft they are gods which is very disappointing since cosplay is for everyone and its goood and nicee and connects ppl together and more and all cosplayers are family ..well those bad type of cosplayers are the type of uncle that the whole family hates the one that farts and burps and puts his legs on the table yells to his wife to bring him the slipers and scratch his belly which is foul of hair and eats with a disqusting manner well thats exactly are the bad type of cosplayers thinking they are god a mind that flies on the skies next to idk jack norris? who knows
4) Cosplay Copy: read above because thats what cosplay copy is there are ppl criticising youthat you copy when you may now there are ppl that lie that you copy to bring more fans to them and then is uncle barb with his goat next to the river of the house of flowers that he think he is awesome and say that you copy ...and you do copy because you do not have ideas but thats alright everyone does
5) Cosplay Hate: do i really need to talk about that? woua woua lies lies blah blah die die gay gay lesbian dick and so on see how can i turn a haters words to a paragraph?
Well thats all i think there may be more but the secrets of cosplay are hiding from me and I whoever i am I am going to dig them out punch them a little and bring them to you because thats what a good thing does .. being good
asta la vista MATES
I like home made cosplay costumes :D (even the crappy ones) I like seeing the effort or creativity that people try to put in them. But like that Numbers Dude said, some of the people claim they make their own costumes when really they bought it from some cosplay market online xD
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I usually make my own costumes, the ones online are expensive anyway lol
ANd OMG I hate cosplay critics!It seems like they usually just like the girls who have "sexy" bodies and costumes and feels like they despise a lot of the self-made cosplays.
I also think it's hilarious when people say they make their own costumes but you can easily search it up on google and see the same exact costume lol
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