So I came home today and I got hit by mamma's Jutsu,She cleaned my room(was it a room?) Now I'm wondering where are my things...
during my stay in Ba-Sing-Sei I got hit by China firewall.don't know what is China firewall?well It's a wall that blocks Facebook,Twitter,Youtube,Tumblr and/or every site that is cool and Awesome altogether.Yes that one stupid friend who thought I'm a hoe"I can't disagree,though"I'm blocked like a firewall,Ching chong che blah blah(I'm bluffing in Chinese)
Dark chocolate is good for your heart. A small bar of it everyday can help keep your heart and cardiovascular system running well.(but It's bad for your body)
Sharks have 2 penises(Kisame told me that once and I was like...)
Mosquitos don't just bite you. They pee on you after sucking your blood.(those bitches..wait their Pee is honey,isn't it?)
The letters used in "desperation" can be rearranged to spell "a rope ends it."(that's my favorite today)
The entire Pixar staff had to take a graduate class in Fish Biology before making the Finding Nemo movie.(so if You want to make the last air bender movie...You have to learn Bending)
Google, Microsoft, HP, Amazon and Apple were ALL started in garages.(I used to play football with the wall in the garage,wall was the best goal keeper)
Hugging actually helps lower blood pressure.(that's a tasty medicine)
I think that's enough for today,now excuse me,I have to go stalk on a few polls and blogs and rate some Awful posts while giggling here,and NO...I'm not an evil slut.
Oh...before I go,supernatural fans,ahem,ahem
Awesome! : )
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